From Cologne Pride 3

Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
Angela Merkel
(Chancellor of the German Federal Republic)

Spreading
Central and West Europe

Level of development

this species has already done something particularly in the legal matters, having however left some important ranges in blank; even if discrimination and force still occur, the acceptance increased however clearly opposite lesbians and gays within this species in the last years

Erection process

goes already quite surely upright, remains however sometimes in political immobility


Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero
(Prime minister of the Kingdom of Spain)

Spreading

very rare, it's only found in very few countries of the Continent

Level of development

owing to some very progressive individuals of this species and by the decided legislation, the legal equalization of homosexual is completely reached; however this still faces the substantial resistance of large parts of the population, partly because of strongly pronounced religious feelings

Erection process

goes upright, however has still to fight against some strong winds

Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
Jan Peter Balkenende
(Prime-Minister of the Kingdom of the Netherlands)

Spreading

stands almost alone there

Level of development

accepts minorities as equal members; same sex pairs of this species have legal full acknowledgment and even the admission of strange new generation into such family federations is socially accepted

Erection process

this species has the upright course so inside light that it is even capable of joy jumps

From Cologne Pride 2

Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
Romano Prodi
(Prime minister of the Italian Republic)

Spreading
South Europe and Mediterranean area

Level of development

religious rituals are strong pronounced, the condemnation of same sex love among this species by an absolutist dominant alpha male, who rules a dwarf state in Rome, is moreover forced; a legal acknowledgment of same sex unions is not given and it is rejected by a considerable social majority

Erection process
is still using child shoes


Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
Tony Blair
(Prime minister of the United Kingdom)

Spreading

typical island inhabitant, it can be to found in addition in different continental areas

Level of development

on legal level this species has already reached a lot, however, in the society, homosexuals still face much refusal among other individuals; regarding the isolation of its island situation this species has a very particular and slow ritual of “waiting and drinking tea”.

Erection process
comes slowly but reliable on the socks

From Cologne Pride

Following the "Pride posts", today's post is a very funny cartoon came from Cologne (Germany). It's called Homo europaeicus and it's the portrait of the differences among a Union less ans less united. Today, the cartoon of the most primitive species.

Translation:

homo europaeicus
get erected!

Type
Lech Kaczynski
(President of the Polish Republic)

Spreading
mainly in East and Southeastern Europe, but also in other places

Level of development
strong refusal attitude regarding to social minorities; this species makes use of more primitive but very effective tools such as difamation, Gay Pride prohibitions and obscure laws such as “protection from Homo propaganda”; more extreme subspecies, that we can recognize frequently due to their shaved heads, are likely to the group behaviours and the use of strength

Erection process
at the present is still in the crawling phase